"Made ya look!"
I have never hit ‘reblog’ so fast in my life.
Got me everytime!]
Everyone needs this on their blog
I feel obliged to reblog this every single time I see it from now on
Raise your hand if you can’t stop saying “nice” to everything
my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories
this is me, i am pete, love me
erection and election are spelled almost exactly the same and when u think about it they basically mean the same thing
a dick rising to power
sick burns from misty
misty was always dragging hoes left and right
SORRY NOT SORRY
MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN
I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??
update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost
He’ll be vital to your quest later, don’t forget about him.
When you see a notp that involves your favorite character on your dash:
sometimes i just think of how awful it would be to be locked in a giant wax museum for a whole night, except every wax figure is Nicolas Cage, and then one of them is the real Nicolas Cage but you don’t know which one.
thoughts like this keep me up at night.
I have no memory of ever posting this
I do what I want
You do not control me!
Can we talk about how much freaking effort it took for that diver to get into all of that gear just to take that stupid picture in the hot tub? You’re all fucking losers and I love you
don’t ever go on a car ride with me because i won’t talk to you i’ll just stare out the window the entire time